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[Boots Dorfman]

This blog contains selected dribblets of Boots Dorfman's own finestkind O-Negative. For the whole wretched story of his odds-bodkins life, order Boots' slender volume of verse, Existential Mad Dog Blues, the True Stories, Songs and Screeds of a Great American Loser by Boots Dorfman. It is available from PublishAmerica, but hey, it's still a pretty good book, so try it, you'll like it!

[Boots Dorfman]

Zen Master: The cat is climbing up the post.
Neophyte: Why?
Master: Go ask the cat.
Q.E.D.